Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

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Life

A thing you are set up to fail.
Or think you have succeeded.

"what a fucked up life like my wife told me no blowjob. Like I hate life"

by Carrotfarm February 18, 2019

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life

what is wrong with you?

don't you have a life?

by emily <333 July 2, 2021

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.9.God Is Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.

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Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 14, 2019

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