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New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.
"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"
by bighanky May 2, 2024
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Simp News

"R is simp news we all know it"
by Fayth2006 July 28, 2020
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new age jibberish

the most inhumaine cult in the world lives in perth

use - to torture
effect - unknown at this time but we can confirm ita negative for the victim
invented by -

those who speak this language have increased in number since starting again after a brief break
dont forget

tryna brainwash me to think im their friend
new age jibberish - you cant make out the words of their sentence and therefore derive no meaning about what they have said

they will say some words clear which is a delude of for and against
their behaviour language is also jibberish
i guess its because they groom very sick young women with layers of tortures
i think is involved in some way with whatever they drug me with. well i know he is unless he got out.
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The new pcp

Teenagers butts and pheromone when master eating
I've been on the new pcp too long in getting tied because they fly
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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brand new sentence

brand new sentence is what you say when someone texts you or says something you genuinely don't understand. whether it's bad grammar or straight up ancient messapotamian, brand new sentence means you have no idea what they mean.
tony: "wyh wiold yin dup tauh"
timmy:"brand new sentence right there"
by raging lesbian womp womp December 27, 2023
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new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
by mewnNose October 2, 2016
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