Penis

It's a rare species often living in your mother's bed.

Me, a 7 year old boy: "My mom's bed is full of penises!"
My teacher: "..........."

by what's a penis? February 2, 2023

Penis Nigga

If all niggas come from penis (Cum), then, by extension, we are all penis niggas.

John: "If i came from my dads balls, am I not a penis nigga?"
Traquavious: "Bro did you just say nigga?"

by jass10006 December 12, 2023

Penis Honker

Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.

John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018

Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.

Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.

by WileyLouis November 12, 2012

Peni

When there are more than one penis in a room

The room was filled with peni

by Peni_ lover December 13, 2017

penis khan

A great warrior wielding the power of dicus longus. Legend has it he has been defeated by hepatitis khan long ago...

teacher:"genghis khan the founder of the mongol empire "
student:"have you heard of penis khan?"
teacher:"see me after class"

by HiggaChigga March 26, 2022

penis

A long work connected to the genitals and belongs in ur mouth

I have a penis

by UrboiShrek69 March 29, 2021