Purple monkey balls 

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

Purple monkey balls by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

Asphalt Monkey 

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

Asphalt Monkey by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019

Leaf monkey 

An African American who smokes marijuana leaf is labeled as a leaf monkey.

That leaf monkey stole my cannabis!

Leaf monkey by Poussypoumper May 23, 2019

Toilet monkey 

Monkey that’s in the toilet

John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af

Toilet monkey by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort

Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

Japanese Monkey Fucker by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020

Chunky Monkey Wobble Slob 

When some one is a large person and they are also an imbecile.

"What's 9+20" asked Jimmy "27" replied Jumbo "You're a chunky monkey wobble slob. It's 29" stated Jimmy

Chunky Monkey Wobble Slob by shoethousond October 24, 2020

Flying Monkey 

When the guy shits inside of a condom and the girl sits 3-5 ft away from him while he aims to land the shit-filled condom inside the vagina.

I gave Izzy the flying monkey last night.

Flying Monkey by literallyatinybaby November 2, 2020