Ur mom

Ur mom is smokin

DAMMMMNNNN! Ur mom is so flipping hot. Lick Lick

by tjghhtb January 4, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

ur mom

Yes

ur mom is a dumbass.

by mojitronix January 4, 2022

your mom

a term kids in 5th grade use.

classmate: how were humans created?
other classmate: Your mom

by wowzers12312 January 4, 2022

ur mom

fat

To get Chrome’s highest level of security, put ur mom on the front door

by ghost_speedrun January 5, 2022

momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur mom

I did her last night

"Hey bro momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur mom is gay and i did her wit a sec"

by SUSSYImposterRed January 5, 2022

your mom

are you stupid its literally just your mom

Person one: your moms so fat she rolls off both sides of the beds

person two: your moms so ugly that when she was born they had to turn off the cameras

by ConniesFruity January 5, 2022