John Paul

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john paulo

by Dave Quita November 23, 2021

john the camping beaver

A beaver named John who like to go camping

John the camping beaver said hi

by 💧🐄🫓🙂🧧🍓☕️🫐🧇🇬🇧😂🍦🥬😌✅🥔🪙🍒🇺🇸💩🥑🍮😋💳💜 May 18, 2021

John

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john so sexy

by nigga-ball November 20, 2023

John Deforestation

John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.

Carly Deforestation: “hey, im related to john deforestation!”
Joshua: “No youre not! Hes a myth!”

by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025

John with an H

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet

Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.

by Colina August 5, 2018

leftover john

That person that doesn’t finish his food even tho they were really hungry

Ben: yo what you gonna get?
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow

2 hours later

Ben: you barely even ate anything

Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john

by Collins5 August 14, 2020

John

Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.

“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”

by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” June 8, 2018