Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"

by DominicCummins May 25, 2020

Cum inc

a inc that produces all cum in the world. they make cum, then transport to another countrys.

Omg, Cum inc produced so much cum this year!

by danyshow May 26, 2020

A Cummings

A complete Cunt

Don't be a Cummings, who do you think you are, driving across the country like that.

by AlexC MeMe Snank May 26, 2020

cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.

I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.

by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020

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by RedPz May 31, 2020

Cum dumpster

A slut that lets people fuck her and cum in her for fun normally seen in animated porn like dropout.

Dude that test got me so scared I am going to use the cum dumpster.

by Just ice bro June 3, 2020

cum-derbuss

When you run a train on someone, you scrape the cum out by hand fill my own ass with a pint of the combined salty manliness and then fart into the victims nose and eyes

Mate we all got wasted and ran a train, it ended in a cum-derbuss

by Jdhebeb June 21, 2020