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No Bathroom Breaks

“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.
Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*
by FatPat_P March 6, 2018
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dog's breakfast

Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018
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Upper Nitra breakfast

An Upper Nitra breakfast is when you make scrambled eggs , and then eat them from woman's vagina. May be used if there aren't any clean plates in the house.

It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .
All plates were dirty in the morning, so I had Upper Nitra breakfast today.
by THOTenkopf August 11, 2018
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are we breaking up?

I haven't seen you in a long time. You haven't returned my texts with the speed you normally do. You seem like you are kind of distant when we talk or text. Usually said to someone you are clearly not in a relationship with.
I haven't heard from you all day. Are we breaking up?
by muscratgrrl August 22, 2018
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Hardee's Breakfast Hour

I went to pick up Smash Ultimate today, but I found myself caught in a Hardee's Breakfast Hour.
by OmniMitch December 7, 2018
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i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich
girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot
by nbvb May 3, 2019
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Bed And Breakfast

When you sleep with a girl and she wakes you around 6am to eat her pussy
Friend: Hey you look tired this morning
Him: I've already had bed and breakfast
by Mineslammer May 27, 2019
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