new years tissue

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021

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my new character

my new character's whole deal that he's chill guy a lowkey dont give a fuck

guy1:do u like my new character?
guy2: huh?
guy1: hes a chill guy and lowkey don't gaf

by ligmasigma September 17, 2024

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When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel January 01, 2021

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This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?

by Burner Account September 17, 2020

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A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 05, 2025

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A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 28, 2021

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do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession

by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018

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