Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
Get the John Stamosmug. Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.
John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.
by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022
Get the John's Incredible Pizzamug. by grammarpolice_# February 7, 2024
Get the What the John?!mug. 
Get the Johnmug. by Bruh Uno momento November 18, 2021
Get the john mcmillanmug. by Historian121 May 27, 2019
Get the John hardymug. 