by BBML07 August 18, 2022

by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016

A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.
Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.
by silence wench February 13, 2022

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.
by iloveujohn February 1, 2023

by MatthewReyes04 June 8, 2021

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft
John Kellogg’s
John Deer
John Arrington
John Telephone
John UrbanDictionary
Elton John
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft
John Kellogg’s
John Deer
John Arrington
John Telephone
John UrbanDictionary
Elton John
by Me, John October 16, 2021

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.
by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023
