gauge fuck

The act of inserting cock into another persons gauge piercing.

My girlfriend got all freaky and let me gauge fuck her ear last night. It was incredible!!!

by Rikey Slade September 22, 2010

KANGAROO FUCK

when fucking your chick standing up. sort of like giving a piggy back on your front

while shagging my girl missionary i stood up, and kangaroo fucked her

by Jeffie126943 October 27, 2007

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009

Dumb fuck

A very dumb individual.

Paul: Why is this dumb fuck looking at random words on urban dictionary?

Blart: What do you mean dumb fuck? You do the same thing!

Mall cop: Hey could you dumb fucks stop saying dumb fuck? There are kids in this mall!

Paul and Blart: Fine dumb fuck!

Mall cop: Thank you dumb fucks!

Paul and Blart: You're welcome dumb fuck!

by hejkfdxkjxkjdskjxjkxjmkxjcm May 15, 2018

Frat Fuck

A husky shallow meat head who needs to be surrounded by a pack of carbon copies of himself to feel important. Frat fucks are immature, loud, and drunk. The only reason this trash attends college is because "gee duh, what else do I do after high school?" They often rape sorority sluts and pass along STDs.

Many frat fucks are found guilty of date rape every year.

by colonel jack mustard February 15, 2010

Hard as Fuck

To be mentally strong. Nothing will phase someone who is hard as fuck, not death, hard times in the hood or someones words.

Examples of the word Hard as fuck is best shown by scarface, Mike tyson, Tupac, Pablo Escobar and the entire Dumas family. Nothin stops em no ones got shit on em. Complete Bosses.

by KillaCody December 25, 2010

fuck and sex

probably the two most commonly defined words here at urbandicionary.com

gumba has contributted a lot to gay sex too

the words fuck and sex are common words...

by feign April 8, 2004