Penis

Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.

Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!

by Letmerubyoursweetwetpussy May 7, 2020

penis

when you have nothing to say during text so you respond with penis

guy 1: "I think flowers are pretty neat"

guy 2: "penis"

by mewhenballs October 7, 2022

Penis

Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall

Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa

by lennondonnie September 25, 2019

penis

A hairy stick is something that is always and you just have to learn how to deal with it. Sometime you might have to shave the hairs so the shaft looks good, because trust me when the shaft has no hairs it is definitely bigger.

Bro my penis has been itching for the past FIVE days!!

by brad1221 December 16, 2022

Penis Latcher

Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.

I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.

by kifmaster661789 May 22, 2020

Penis

Two sailers and one captain

Damn, He has a huge penis

by niggas niggered that nigger April 1, 2019

Penis

I lick them

I stick my penis is a blender

by Penislickynickie March 10, 2022