John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME

me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!

by glowinqxevie May 1, 2021

john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.

Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name

by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017

john ogelby

The best drummer MILKK has ever had. Won't ever find him without a hat/beanie on. A sweet heart but very shy.

You know John Ogelby?

The best drummer in milkk? yes I know him.

by coco4548 October 27, 2019

John

his last name is fucking longer than both his first and middle name combined

"hey have you met john pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisdeitysmurglewithermith?"
"what is that fucking last name"

by superbigmaster June 21, 2023

big john

big guy

holy shit! big john! *camera pans to a huge guy*

by radioheadenjoyer15 October 10, 2023

John

michael's semen drinking lover

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020

John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021