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John

John a.k.a To Quynh Phu is a nice and friendly guy who loves bananas.

His Discord: FruityBoi#8534
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John Lovgren

Drama queen, dark web adopted, salt mining crackhead
Yo why are you being a John Lovgren?
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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6.0 John

6.0 John is a big country white boah who loves to swing his Chevy 2500 longgggggg bed also know for knockin down the daughter of the famous guy on street outlaws.
Omg is 6.0 John doing a burnout, I’m getting so wet !
by SRT.Ant April 9, 2024
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John

John is the guy who puts other before himself. His life has a deep meaning of not having a meaning. He doesn't know how to talk to people and he is very shy.

He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.
Senpai - Show submission and obey your master.

John - Step on me
by Jsjsjdjdjjeejj November 20, 2021
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John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"
Me: Sup
John: Hey Man
by Owluminati December 1, 2021
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John Handcocked

Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.

they will know my name.

- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025
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John

“Yo, grab that john
We need to get outa this john”
by I Am Him, no questions asked February 4, 2024
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