Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

rhubarb hand

Provincial idiom for getting caught red-handed. Guilty of something.

Jimmy Ray insisted that he had nothing to do with the The great pie heist, but we knew he had rhubarb hand all over it.

by etymologingishard July 7, 2022

Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

Extra hand shove

Where you have to give someone something but you don't want too. So,when you put it in there hand you push it back much more than is necessary to show that you resent doing it.

When he payed me back he gave me an extra hand shove.

by Judge dredd7 February 11, 2012

Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.

Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!

by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025