Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈

Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .

by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

Cat

A furry lump the makes the sound of a furnace when happy. Highly contagious with cuteness. BEWARE.

For example- come her kitty cat! Omg you’re a happy furnace huh!

by Kittenchild February 8, 2024

my cat snowball

When somebody refers to their cat, of whom is named Snowball.

Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.

by Stickboi__ April 4, 2023

catting

Dipping out on someone that you had made plans with

Friend 1: Hey are you still going to the party with me tonight?
Friend 2: Ah shit sorry i’m catting off on you

by Xoxothatbish April 6, 2023

Golden Cat

A Person with the ‚Golden Cat’ personality may carry the appearance and aesthetics of a golden retriever, but they are more like a black cat. They rather gravitate towards ghibli, or other lighter aesthetics, but when it comes to personality, they actually prefer solitude and choose their companions wisely. While ‚Golden Cats‘ may give off an innocent appearance, they are quick to protect those closest to them. Once someone has become special to them, they usually stay in their life for good. For those fortunate enough to be in their circle, they give them great comfort and a safe space.

Person A: I think I‘m something in between ‚Golden Retriever‘ and ‚Black Cat‘ but I also think I tend to be more of an ‚Black Cat‘ person, I just can‘t decide.
Person B: I guess you‘re a ‚Golden Cat‘ then, it‘s both mixed but your personality tends to be more off an‚Black Cat‘.

by Felixead April 7, 2023

cat shit one

Cat shit one is the best anime and manga ever created. Better than everything else.

Person1: Naruto solos mid piece
Person2: cat shit one solos. Other animes are mid.

by Verticaldinglenutquantum April 10, 2023

cat litter

When your partner just shaved their pubic hair and you pee on it. The stubble does a really bad job soaking it up and you have to use your hind legs to kick it up and it just goes all over the place and scratches up their tummy.

I just used your moms pubes as cat litter

by John my hopkins April 10, 2023