Alexandru

A romanian man that can steal anything but your heart. He enjoys watching you suffer. He would do anything in his power to interrupt your thinking and start torturing you mentally. He's a goof. He'll do anything to make your life miserable if it gets him a few laughs. He will ruin your mental sanity, and he will be proud of it. He will make you laugh but at the dispense of yourself. He will break you down piece by piece. But it's okay, he just has a short penis, so it means he's simply coping.

Me: Bro, my friend just told me I'm an e-kitten.
You: What's his name?
Me: Alexandru, why?
You: That explains it.

by leftonsea June 7, 2023

Alexander and Dylan

Two great friends, that are both 11 on the day this definition was made.

Person: Have you heard of Alexander and Dylan?

Another Person: Yeah! They are amazing friends!

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

Alexander and Dylan

Two very good friends, (or besties) that are eleven years old.

Person: Have you heard of Alexander and Dylan?

Person 2: Yes! They are very great friends!

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

Alexander gutierrez

hot a good person sexy

hey thats Alexander gutierrez he is so cool

by Aoier June 15, 2023

Alex

Alexs they are the most self centred people ever they don’t care what anyone thinks or feels and just worry about there selves and there own feeling they are also some of the biggest fuck boys ever and will fuck with your head until your losing your mind they’ll say they love you and then a few minutes later pretend that you neve r existed and didn’t mean anything to them even if you’ve had the best connection all day they will cut you off if you think your friends with one your wrong because they don’t care about you you can talk all night with an Alex and then no matter when you text them they will read it and ignore it and cut you off for the next month and more because they can’t care they don’t need anyone

Alex “I love you so much I hope we’re together forever”
Girl”me too”
Next day
Girl”heyy”
Alex”we can’t be together”

by G1rl13 June 18, 2023

Alexander

An autistic, retarded, monkey with Alzheimer’s. Terrible at video games, and a huge fucking nerd

Q:Is that a monkey with Alzheimer’s? A:yeah, it’s just Alexander

by Rebelkelly June 20, 2023

Alex

Emo homosexual is in France likes guste not a very kind individal and really loves dicks as well as balls likes cock and ball torture.

Give me an Alex "Moans loudly".

by Zadok Abdessalam June 21, 2023