John-snowed

To be praised for your natural skill or leadership and given a promotion or additional responsibility against your will or expectation

You’ve been John-snowed
I’ve been John-snowed

by anonymous November 18, 2020

bubbly johns

a homemade bong made out of a water bottle

mon do bubbly johns in falls tn xx

by bigwilly42069 April 11, 2023

John Burger

A slur for Ugly white people ( Caucasians and those of the white race ).

"Look at that john burger at dick's sporting good's"
"Yeah fucking whitey!"

by cetifiedslurinator April 4, 2022

Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)

Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".

by Snh88 February 27, 2020

John

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.

Hannah the prostitute and needed John for business and money

by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019

John

A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.

Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.

by silence wench February 13, 2022