dick biscuit

When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin

There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.

by Doordork September 4, 2016

Dick 'Ed

a word used to describe the people at urban dictionary who decide if the meaning to a word is the proper one or not

The dick 'ed's at urban dictionary didn't accept my word....
penis dicks morons idiots heads head jam

by Dick 'Ed April 28, 2011

dick grippers

The human hands.

Hey, get your dick grippers off my beer!!!

by Wolff87 July 31, 2003

thin dick

an abnormally thin male penis. It has often been compared to a super rope, although some may think a thin dick is fictional, it does exist.

Fuck off you thin dicked faggot.

by jknausz7 April 21, 2007

Dry-dick

1. When you have wanked so much that nothing more will come out.
2. When you run so much that your dick goes dry.
3. When you see someone so ugly that you go dry.

Sex addict: Oh shit, I've got Dry-dick!
Normal person: Your dick is fucked.

by Plops McGee December 30, 2010

Smoke Dick

When an addict will perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs (especially crack).

That trick will smoke dick for a twenty piece.

by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011

dribble dick

After you have had a piss and go to sit down the last few drops that you couldn't pass a few moments ago will now start to dribble from your penis or minge.

I'd just gotten up to take a leak after a marathon Pro Evo session, when I got back and sat down it felt like I had dribble dick.

by Rob Canty April 8, 2008