What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
by joecrvz November 24, 2021

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by anonymous May 2, 2023

The sleepy joe effect is a byproduct of being near a "sleepy joe", someone who is so incompetent at life, that after more than 10 minutes, their utter dementia riddled state eventually melts away your own IQ to below freezing temperature, usually becomes apparent when using technology.
Based orange: "you gave me the sleepy joe effect you boomer"
Sleepy-joe in a confused state: "what"
Yemen destroyer 2008: "can you two shut up"
Sleepy-joe in a confused state: "what"
Yemen destroyer 2008: "can you two shut up"
by President Enjoyer May 14, 2023

it is when your dick is not in erection, of course, he is probably sleeping. You also call somebody this as a curse word, if they are a bit sleepy and a dick at the same time.
by Cumlord-Dietz Nuts April 21, 2022

by 690ontop September 28, 2025
