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hand paste

After I finish masturbating, I play with the hand paste and make myself sticky.
by backdrft76 October 20, 2013
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Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap
Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?
by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022
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left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.
by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017
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Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.
You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.
by kieronthKid January 13, 2021
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Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.
Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
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