Darren and Tashia became gravy friends after realising their sharing love for KFC gravy with a 10 for £10
by Quirkywords November 05, 2020
A high pitched noise produced by humans (typically girls) when they have spotted a friend (usually at a bar). The pitch of the squeal is directly proportionate to the amount of alcohol that has been consumed and/or the amount of time that has passed between seeing said friend.
After consuming a number of shots, Nancy let out a friend squeal when she saw her old friend Tammy walk into the bar.
by coleyw November 26, 2017
June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.
Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?
Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
by Caca moma June 17, 2021
OOTD - Outfit of the day
An OOTD Friend is someone who uses people when it looks good for them. They will throw them away when they don’t want them anymore.
An OOTD Friend is someone who uses people when it looks good for them. They will throw them away when they don’t want them anymore.
by YourLocalBonerGarage December 18, 2019
This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to
"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"
"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"
Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke
by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024
Thats my new slogan!
Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.
Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!
Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.
Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!
Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
by pseudoWRITTINGW/outtheskyline June 14, 2010
A friend that is your best friend in public and always knows what you need but in private knows what you need which is usually to be pinned against the bed and taken care of until your legs shake. They are honestly the only friend you need.
Sorry babe I can’t make it tonight I have to go talk to my super duper friend about a problem I’m having.
by Misterstealyourgurl June 21, 2023