The Pluto effect is of somewhat concerning, it allows your mind to be overtaken by thoughts of infinite distances only to bring you crashing down to your keyboard and repeating two of the same emojis in two messages that would happen to lie closely together in the same thread making you look as if you cannot find something greater to replace the emojis with.
Me: Hey Jalapeño, have you fixed door knob labels yet?🤗🌻
Jalapeño: oh yes wow, I have indeed🦋 they know say “door knob” instead of “corn cob” silly me😂
Me: oh wow snazzy gameplay that’s a beaut bonza 🤗🌻
Pluto effect: call the Pluto effect hot line at
0800 - Pluto needs a hug because it’s not a planet.com
Jalapeño: oh yes wow, I have indeed🦋 they know say “door knob” instead of “corn cob” silly me😂
Me: oh wow snazzy gameplay that’s a beaut bonza 🤗🌻
Pluto effect: call the Pluto effect hot line at
0800 - Pluto needs a hug because it’s not a planet.com
by Jimmyshotgun October 20, 2018
Get the Pluto effectmug. The "Wilshaw Effect" is a term coined to describe the cumulative and adverse impact on cognitive function, morale, and decision-making resulting from prolonged exposure and proximity to the phenomenon known as the "Wilshaw."
Similar to radiation exposure, this effect is particularly potent in hot, arid, sandy regions. Suspected to also negatively influence intangible aspects such as Peace, Love, and Happiness, the Wilshaw Effect necessitates individuals to distance themselves indefinitely from the source of the Wilshaw in order to mitigate its deleterious consequences. The only recognized remedy for the Wilshaw Effect is the removal of oneself from the prevailing influence, acknowledging its potential long-term consequences on various aspects of well-being.
Similar to radiation exposure, this effect is particularly potent in hot, arid, sandy regions. Suspected to also negatively influence intangible aspects such as Peace, Love, and Happiness, the Wilshaw Effect necessitates individuals to distance themselves indefinitely from the source of the Wilshaw in order to mitigate its deleterious consequences. The only recognized remedy for the Wilshaw Effect is the removal of oneself from the prevailing influence, acknowledging its potential long-term consequences on various aspects of well-being.
Mike: "Goddamnit, what happened to this place!!! It's barely functioning and people keep leaving. This project is falling apart!"
Steve: "I believe that's the Wilshaw Effect. We could do something about it but then the project wouldn't be ohhhh so fucking profitable."
Steve: "I believe that's the Wilshaw Effect. We could do something about it but then the project wouldn't be ohhhh so fucking profitable."
by Barbudan Donkey February 1, 2024
Get the Wilshaw Effectmug. Going to your mates house for a few too many, passing out then waking up at 4:15 in the morning, realising you have to get up for work at 6 and going home. Skulling back half a litre of milk and having a tactical nap before work.
Usually not speaking from experience or anything.
Usually not speaking from experience or anything.
by WackyBacky May 20, 2018
Get the The Commodore Effectmug. Ass Effects, a real drug actually spelled “AcipHex,” is a new drug from Eisai Company, Ltd., of Tokyo
by SPrice1980 July 26, 2023
Get the Ass Effectsmug. the ranbir effect is when someone is gay and really fucking zesty created by ranbir because he is gay and zesty
by gay monkey March 27, 2024
Get the the ranbir effectmug. The phenomenon where iPhone users are perceived as more attractive than Android users or those without any smartphone, often tied to social status and branding.
At the party, I couldn’t help but notice the iPhone effect; everyone flocked to the girl with the latest iPhone, while the Android users stood awkwardly in the corner.
by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025
Get the iPhone effectmug. by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020
Get the The Stevie Effectmug.