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No Nut November

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.
Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!
by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022
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No Nut November

Made by a bunch of beta ass motherfuckers who thought it was a good idea to go the whole month of November without dropping a load.
Beta male 1: "Hey Billy! I have a swell idea! Why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut, hashtag it on instagram, and call it No Nut November to show that we're cool!"

Beta male 2: "Well golly jeepers Greg, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes, and hang out at GameStop! Are you in, Chad?"

Chad: "FUCK THAT!!!!! IF YOU AIN'T SPANKING IT, OR YOU AIN'T BANGING IT, YOU AIN'T NO FUCKIN' MAN!"
by Intolerate November 15, 2022
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November 16

On November 16 Go appreciate your local security
by 420Milfhunter69 November 16, 2022
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No Nuclear bomb November

a month where you can't create, research, make blueprints or make paper about a nuclear bomb in November.
(you can gather materials thought so you can assemble it at December and launch it)
by c\Windows\System32 November 16, 2022
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November 18

National stroke Devan Allen’s massive cock day
Wow I can’t wait to stroke Devans massive cock on November 18 for National stroke Devan Allen’s massive cock day
by BigDog420_ November 17, 2022
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November 18

Throw anybody named Alex on November 18.
by ThrowADavidDayEnjoyer November 17, 2022
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November 1

Friend 1”hey what’s today ?”
Friend 2” it’s George day !”
Friend 1”what in they fuck is that ?”
Friend 2” it’s twitch streamer GeorgeNotFound’s BIRTHDAY NOVEMBER 1 is the day he was born”
Friend 2 “oh tell George happy birthday gay bitch”
by Quackity me beloved November 17, 2022
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