Cock Sandwich

In other words basically it means Holy Shit. Its a feeling of surprise..

Cock sandwich that's crazy... cock sandwich that hurts.

by scyblu March 7, 2009

Cock Dog

A stupid person who is full of themselves;Show-off, Insult

Man that Captian of the Football team is such a Cock Dog. or Ryan Seacrest is a salty Cock Dog

by Matthew LaBonte June 1, 2006

soft cock

What someone uses to fuck you over while trying to convice you that you are getting the better end of the deal.

When my new boss took my corner office and hot steno in exchange for a cubicle near the bathroom and a promise of future "developmental" opportunities he really fucked me with a "soft cock".

by 19Bearhunter March 29, 2008

Cock Pushup

It's when you fuckin lay down, on the ground. And you let your boner lift you up of the floor.

Jack black does cock pushups all the time, while Kyle Gass don't belive him!

by rull0r October 17, 2008

ninja cock

A giant cock that hits a bitch so hard she can't feel or even comprehend it's awesomeness, and therefore cums 9,200 times after the ninja cock leaves.

Women become pregnant by the mere thought of it. It is impossible to ignore. Shit, the ninja cock is inescapable and every bitch feels it before she dies.

by bleeding gums murphy April 22, 2005

cock pit

When a guy has sex with an armpit. Also referred to as a shoulder barge.

Harry could do his girlfriend in the normal way...but he prefers cock pits as he's a pretty twisted individual.

by Who Gave Mankind Beer? January 14, 2010

cock blaster

A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.

Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!

by Adam Alek. December 25, 2008