Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).

The girl could see and pick at everyone's double standards but her own.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Double decker

When a guy is peeing in a urinal while another is peeing in between his legs. (In a heterosexual manner)

Hey bro, we both have to pee and there’s only one urinal. Let’s hit a double decker

by Maddoxault September 7, 2023

Double Bono

Scoring a "zero" in two or more aspects/categories of any type of game. Being so disengaged and useless that your teammates literally forgot you were playing for awhile there.

Uh oh - did you really just get 0 kills and 0 damage? Bro, you just pulled a Double Bono!

by TreyPuttz May 9, 2019

Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

Cambodian double-zero

When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.

Dang, did that chick on Jeopardy just display the Cambodian double-zero?

by MagicMack February 7, 2024

Double naked

Being naked, groomed so that there is no public hair with the intent of being fucked.

Honey I'm lay here double naked for you.

by Englishlad4729 September 9, 2018

Double Stink Bomb

The act when one person takes a shat in another person's anus, thus the name double stink bomb.

Joe: Bruh, did you get you some last night?
Tom: Oh yeah, she was pretty kinky though, so I gave her the ole double stink bomb.

by Thunder Muff September 2, 2016