Long John

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

by sxccubxs June 25, 2018

John Doe

John Doe is a very mysterious Roblox character, people say he hacks peoples accounts on March 18th.

"listen John Doe is a hacker"
"no, he isn't we are not friends anymore"

by MrFraggy April 9, 2019

John Lam

Uploads leaked gifs of footage for Marvel films.

Yo, did you see the new Avengers leaked footage?

Yeah! It John Lam-ed onto the Internet!

by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016

John

The guy who invented everything.

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft

John Kellogg’s

John Deer

John Arrington

John Telephone

John UrbanDictionary

Elton John

by Me, John October 16, 2021

John

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.

“He’s my John, I cant do that”

by iloveujohn February 1, 2023

what does little john john mean?

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.

what does little john john mean?

by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022

John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.

That dude is such a John.

by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023