John chua

John has fine ass and great tits he’s got a great Ching personally . She’s Chinese and thinks he can use the n word little does he know he has and never will be giving permission to use the n word. He’s best friends with Obama and lactates all the time. He’s a sensitive guy who can probably fit a whole..... up there.

He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.

He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles

John means my dogs don’t have a name. Actually his name is Gucci

John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room

by My actual name is John December 5, 2019

John

John’s usually have horse cocks, and very flirtatious. They give off so much positive energy.

Omg did you see Johns dick print in his sweats.

by Jmoney39 November 24, 2021

John smith yuh

John smith is the best American, he makes his Wife stay in the kitchen and he has a farm. He hates you if you’re not American and he loves trump.

John smith yuh is awesome.

by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022

John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile

"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"

by Sydsal June 1, 2021

John Cena

John Cena is a professional wrestler with a meme.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

by Dave1928 February 25, 2017

john

john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog

oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard

by john is a cunt February 1, 2022

Big John Masskie

Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.

Man I wish I was as cool and strong ass Big John Masskie

by Mattman47 April 16, 2023