Life

A simulation.

Life is not real.

Get it out of your head that it IS real.

by nathanbryan23 April 29, 2021

Life

A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.

I hate my life, I'm going to end it tonight.

by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019

life

taxes, coffee, and more taxes.

my life is normal.

by I'm Practically a Werd Nord January 9, 2017

Loogie of Life

Nut. Semen. Sperm. You get the jizzt (ba-dum-slpooge)

I violently shot a Loogie of Life across your sister's face.

by cring2511 May 12, 2025

LIFE

Slavery,suffering,keeps you hostage LIFE is a waste of time it also gives you lemons.

LIFE IS A B****

by NERF THIS December 14, 2018

life

something i dont have

i need a life

by cowowoow October 20, 2017

life

a complete waste of time

guy: this sucks...
girl: thats life

by Reeblehskree December 17, 2019