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John

When your John af means your zooted and booted like my nigga johnđź’Ż
"ngl gang im john af rn"
by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023
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Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
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John Douglas

a queer boy with a shmeet
by daniel tubby September 30, 2020
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jOHn

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.
John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.
by Alola_ March 17, 2018
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john west

{john west} a name that comes with a heavy weight for having quite a thick penis and quite the reputation
{john west} once shoved his penis into half of Los Angeles and got away with it before the me too movement
by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018
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john shot

A photo of oneself seated upon the toilet, presumably in the act of defecating.
"I asked her for a nude and she totally sent me a john shot. wtf bruh"
by squidlust69 September 25, 2020
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John

John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!
by Hi?!? December 5, 2019
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