New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

by AustNilo July 31, 2019

Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting

Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting

Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting

by Furlite July 28, 2025

Simp News

The common knowledge that your a MASSIVE simp

"R is simp news we all know it"

by Fayth2006 July 28, 2020

new hole

A butt hole usually a virgin

I fucked a new hole last night

by New hole May 18, 2016

Albunny, New York

Da large east-central-New-York municipality where they have lots of rabbits hoppin' around.

Elmer Fudd would have a field day in Albunny, New York; da only problem would be dat all of da local sporting-goods stores are probably owned by families who have fuzzy-animal-loving kiddos, and so they would probably refuse to sell Elmer ammunition for his infamous blunderbuss.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

New Rules Of The Internet

A remake of the rules of the internet, made to better fit today.

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.

by You’reasimp June 12, 2021

New Yorkeregret

The feeling of despair that floods your conscience after invariably being asked by a co-worker about a "totally amazing" article that you had skipped over in the New Yorker a month ago--after a moment of hesitation--and will never, ever have another opportunity to read. Ever.

Kevin: Hey, did you read that article by Ken Auletta in last month's New Yorker about the Indian newspapers?
You: Crap. No, I sort of got busy and, ... (trailing off)
Kevin: (wistfully) Oh. My. God. It was seriously the best thing I've read in like, months. It was actually the best thing I've read in probably a year. Five years even.
You: Thanks for the hearty helping of New Yorkeregret.

by nicowags October 15, 2012