squishy hands

A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.
"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."

"Squishy hands... at it again."

"Squishy hands called me a stripper"
by AellerKutumn September 13, 2018
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Second-Hand Faggot

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.
Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."
by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024
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Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.
Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.
by Giggling_santa February 11, 2025
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Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
by PopeMichael April 21, 2011
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Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
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Hand sweep

To get or receive a hand job.
I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!
by Himjobs December 30, 2011
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No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis
Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx February 19, 2016
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