wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Bob the Bear

He is an epic bear and is never wrong.

Oh my its Bob the Bear! Hes the smartest person ever!

by JimmyTheMarble September 15, 2021

frankie bee boo bear

a frankie bee boo bear is a really good friend who cares about everyone and accepts you no matter what, they also refuse to send feet pics because they are stubborn

"dude he wouldn't send me toe pics" "that's because he's a frankie bee boo bear"

by greysin malibu November 22, 2021

Build a bear stitch

The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.

Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!

by Buckets and shades November 23, 2021

Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!

Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated

(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
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"Don't poke the bear!"

by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021

Daddy's Beard

Another name for Pubic Hair

I shaved Daddy's Beard today!

by lolmaster444 January 16, 2022