a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.
by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022
Get the John Kimmug. The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010
Get the The John Stamos Proximity Effectmug. by Normal British child August 29, 2020
Get the john chadleymug. John can be annoying sometimes but he is the sweetest, most honest, loyalist, caring, funniest, heartwarming, most unique, calmest, intelligent, adventurous, most talent, realist, and all in all the best person you could ever meet. Frankly even on his bad days you wouldn’t be able to tell because he’s always making people laugh and somewhat trying to spread positive vibes, his smile and his presence is enough to make the whole room light up he’s quite at first but once he gets used to everything he is a complete vibe.
“John is such an amazing person he’s always striving for the best and he inspires me, one day I want to be like him.”
by yamommaho May 20, 2022
Get the Johnmug. A “John ” is the hardest man on the streets yh. Him and Ed run eccy road fam and are the cheekiest men on de block fam. Get on there bad side And they will call up big man Zac the weed farmer to intimidate the Bdale Mandem.
Yo rud boi, there’s a Road John near by, we should run fam.
Road John means hardest man in the park.
Road John means hardest man in the park.
by Roadman 21savage lookin man November 24, 2018
Get the Road Johnmug. The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike
by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017
Get the John Updickmug. by I will be there at the same February 16, 2019
Get the John and aislingmug.