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penis weight

The weight of ur erection
My penis weight was 9 Ibs and 12 oz last night
by Chiller billy April 25, 2015
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Penis

A small leg between your two bigger legs
Chad:Nat where is your penis?
Nat:Chad only males have penises!
Chad:Oh Sorry
by Mr.Chelion May 21, 2020
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Penis

by big bald obama September 30, 2021
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penis sucker dick gobbler

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!
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Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
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Jabeer's Penis Pills

This is a pill that makes you throb so hard, it jolts out your pants and rips a hole where your veiny meat stick should be. Jabeer really needs them though... So don't take too many! Also take one of Anas' Condoms!
I stole some of Jabeer's Penis Pills! I've never been harder!
by Gabeeb October 31, 2023
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Penis

Lets have sex with mypenis
by Dinkilbob October 17, 2022
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