Emily Hand Scoops

An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors

We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.

by urfukinmom69696969420 March 17, 2023

Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person

Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride

by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023

Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.

"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."

by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023

hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.

“I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”

by Sweet_D March 29, 2023

canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it

Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....

by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023

hand dang

The art of consuming powdered substances from the crease between your thumb and your hand

“He had a quick hand dang and was ready to go”

by Lyricalallnighter March 31, 2023

hand liar

Conjurors and magicians who lie with their hands, by using distraction techniques.

"Don't pay for a conjuror to our kid's party, I hate hand liars."

by v00n May 31, 2024