football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Pirate Eye

When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.

Why’s Katie walking around with an eyepatch?

Oh, Eric Pirate Eye’d her last week.

by Ohfucktheytookmyname February 15, 2021

eye-rings

dark rings under one's eyes

It seems you haven't slept well for ages.
Why that?
Because of these eye-rings you've got.

by maroccan July 7, 2011

ey uh

meaning i dont know

if someone were to ask you, "do you prefer 67 or 41?" and you had no clue, you would say ey uh.

by nguyen t September 6, 2025

screen eyes

when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.

Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes

by TheWatterBottle July 26, 2017

sui eyes

The emptiness in the eyes of someone who once had principles but has nihilistically ended their own soul ("sui") to no longer have the spirit or values they once had.

Coined in 2025 by Elephant Graveyard, retired for the original person it referred to, but exists beyond him.

I used to like him, but I stared into his sui eyes when he interviewed Peter Thiel for four hours and didn't answer any questions about Palantir and I couldn't do it any more.

by jiggyshawa October 10, 2025

Whispering/Third eye

Vagina

I miss your whispering/third eye

by Seighten January 6, 2021