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you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
by GWMcL February 20, 2011
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Cunt-faced fucktard

Usually used in games,when a friend shot you down and he's on the same team,you can call it a cunt-faced fucktard...means dumbass but more violent.
Nooooooooo,that dickhead threw a grenade at me and I'm dead now,what a cunt-faced fucktard!
by K3vin October 16, 2004
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Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny
Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap
by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006
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cunt nigger bag

Used to describe someone who just griefed you in minecraft
Wow kyle! You are such a cunt nigger bag
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Cumtastic Thunder Cunt

adj.-One who loves being filled with man juice, and is a roaring std filled pussy. Permiscous and full of homosexual intentions.
Bills is a cumtastic thunder cunt, he never drinks with the gang.
by Tecate Delima May 27, 2009
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Slope Cunted Bitch

This phrase (depending on its context) is defined by the definitions of the word "Slope." Both are derogatory and both are aimed toward women, because of the words cunted and bitch.

Slope 1: Derogatory term directed at Vietnamese people during the Vietnam War.

Slope 2:Derived from "continental slope," which means a slope created by the collision of two continental landmasses.

Refer to: Cunt, Bitch
Vietnamese:
Example (noun): Vietnamese women are such sloped cunted bitches.
Example (adjective): Fuck that slope cunted bitch, she ruined my dry cleaning.

Continental Slope:
Example (noun 1): She is such a slope cunted bitch that the walls of her vagina have begun to collide. This bitch is such a raging cunt, that even her anatomy has begun to keep men out.
Example (adjective 1): Steve fucked that slope cunted bitch, and now his dick is crooked.
by JustinBeebz2014 August 23, 2014
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Fat cunt syndrome

Some body that is very obese, and decides to call other people fat.
by Buttlicker52 September 18, 2018
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