marilyn monroe syndrome

1. A really hot female who only seems to date guys well below her league.

2. A really attractive female who has low self-esteem and confidence in herself, even though she is a really nice and genuine person.

1.) "Dude, did you see that girl?!"
"Yeah, but don't bother trying to get with her she's such a Marilyn - she's seeing that Brody guy."

2.) "Why does she have to be so down about herself? She looks great!"
"Yeah, I think she might have Marilyn Monroe Syndrome she doesn't see all the nice things about herself that we see."

by BasedGeorgie May 26, 2014

Biggie Smalls Syndrome

When a woman has one breast larger than the other.

Amy is getting a boob job to cure her biggie smalls syndrome.

by El_Karnicero January 31, 2008

penis goggles syndrome

A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.

Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck

by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

boyfriend Girlfriend syndrome

When a female or male gets female or male partner and hangs out with them so much that everytime a friend calls there always doing something with their partner and never have time for you. Their partner is included in all their plans and are they are rarely ever away from them. On those very rare times they are away all the do is talk about their partner and even leave early to go see their partner.

You: Hey whats your plans for the night? i felt like i havent seen you in a long time!
your friend: Well i have a movie date then were just going to back to the house. we should meet up another time! ill talk to (their partner) and we will arrange something
You: okay talk to you later ( you not sounding surprised at all ,uttering the words boyfriend girlfriend syndrome)

by tinsi June 20, 2009

UD Sex Syndrome

Stands for Urban Dictionary Sex Syndrome. When someone makes a new entry on Urban Dictionary which is totally innocent, and may or may not be an innuendo. Then some immature 13 year old or a chinless wonder adds a statement to that entry that is completely rude or sexual and has nothing to do with the initial explanation.

UD Sex Syndrome Example: Everyone knows a Slippery Nipple is an alcoholic shot of Sambuca and Baileys. But I guarentee underneath that is an alternative explanation about someone spunking on a girl's breast. Am I right?

by Mr Munchkins April 28, 2008

BBM Apologists Syndrome

BBM Apologists Syndrome is a psychological disorder that is being experienced by diehard Marcos fans. Its symptoms are factophobia or being reluctant when it comes to accepting the truth, irritated when in arguments, and saying only ad hominem statements when in time of losing up.
Factors causing BBM Apologists Syndrome are:
• disinformation such as relying on Tiktok, YouTube, Facebook, and some news services claiming as "news authority" as news sources
• influence from friends and family
• listening and reading of second-hand sources such as Mariteses instead of firsthand information sources, e.g. books, court cases, etc.
There is no medicine for being an apologist. Only truth and acceptance can heal them.

“My aunt has BBM Apologists Syndrome, she relied on tiktok for news about bbm.”

by Heheheehh March 25, 2022

Clown Penis Syndrome

Also known as CPS or Rudolph Cock, Clown Penis Syndrome is when the glans (head) of the penis turns bright red like a Bozo the clown's nose.

The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.

"I got drunk and passed out at my frat house. When I woke up, two of my fraternity brothers were sucking my dick. I was furious, but then I realized they also gave me Clown Penis Syndrome with a red marker (as a joke), so we all had a laugh."

by sidecarsally June 21, 2009