Poop Bridge

When you forget to wipe after shitting and forms a bridge of shit in between your cheeks, almost like a bridge that can pull at hair.

"Aw man I ran out of toilet paper, now a poop bridge is going to form!"

by ShitEatingBunnyGrin March 20, 2024

poop maxing

trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit

eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant

yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently

by dodgeramowner March 20, 2024

Poop

If it’s mushy it’s diarrhea if it’s hard it’s ebola

My dad used to let me eat poop on school nights

by The Whore Of Urban Dictionary March 21, 2024

prince poop

the greatest math teacher in all the land. prince poop can find derivatives like the rest of them, he also has huge sex appeal

prince poop, how do i find the derivative of this problem??

by I know the real pronxe March 25, 2024

Pooping Out Shoestrings

To poop out thin stringy turds

"I was on the toilet for 10 minutes pooping out shoestrings"

by UltraBusGamePlayZ March 29, 2024

poop o'clock

when it done did poop'd at a certain time its your poop o'clock

Jon - hey whats your usual poop o'clock?
Sam - oh arround 23:00
Jon - nice to know

by maxnellson March 31, 2024

Poop O'clock

The time in which you usually take a poop.

jon - "hey whats your poop o'clock?"
sam - "oh its usually between 23:00 and 0:00"
jon - "nice to know"

by maxnellson March 31, 2024