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John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.
That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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John Elway

When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.
It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.
by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022
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John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with
John: "Hey Man"
by Owluminati December 1, 2021
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John

A guy usually tall and skinny who has no dad and has a mom who was sent to jail due to drugs
John is fatherless
by I said hi February 15, 2020
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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John

Wow John is on the field.
by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020
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John-Ellis

A male sucking the ducks of multiple men at once. Whilst singing. Enough said.
Did you see Toby leave with those Mexicans?“
“Yeah, I think he’s going to do a John-Ellis.”
by JimmyBobbySmurfius June 1, 2020
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