Blue dragon

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez

Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?

by I eat doge for lunch December 4, 2020

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Blue Line Insurance Coverage

Used in place of Qualified Immunity, the controversial legal doctrine that protects police officers accused of misconduct and violating constitutional rights.

Did you see the video of the guy being beat up by the police, while he was handcuffed? That was wrong for them to do that. Yeah, but they won't get in any trouble, because they've got that Blue Line Insurance Coverage.

by D_Weezy March 15, 2022

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Blue Knuckle

A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.

Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"

Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!

by Guerre July 31, 2012

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Blues

Fentanyl pills that people smoke on a foil, an epidemic in Phoenix and other places near the border. Cheap and very strong high (like heroin but 10x stronger), this is a very dangerous and highly addictive drug, you'll feel withdrawals maybe 4-6 hours after using, and they are the worst withdrawals. Will turn you into a zombie that pukes all day, nods out at the bus stop, and boosts or panhandles. People are dying left and right from this stuff. Avoid at all costs.

Hey, you want any blues?
Hell no, that stuff is nasty.

by thisJUiCE August 11, 2022

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Blue Balls

When you're the first person to use a Porta-Potty after it's been pumped and the shit you take splashes down so hard the liquid in the Porta-Potty dyes your testicles blue

I had to take a massive dump and that Porta-Potty ended up giving me blue balls

by SativaCyborg710 July 26, 2021

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