Nose Cum

A booger that comes out of your nose that looks like a small globule of cum. Similar in consistency, viscosity, and color.
Man 1: "Nigga... stop picking your nose."
Man 2: "Nah son, I got a piece of nose cum stuck up in there"
Man 1: "Then get a damn tissue!"
by DatBoiMatt January 04, 2017
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cum forest

When the lubrication or cum ends up all over the pubes of the male and or female that has not shaved or trimmed the "forest" in a while.
I had one hell of a cum forest last night after having sex with Rachel, MAN can that girl squirt.
by Raquelita March 23, 2016
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Cum blanket

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with
You might not want to touch that cum blanket
by User7372649 January 07, 2021
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Red Cum

Red Cum looks like sauce, It isnt
???1: Lol look at this Sauce it tastes great

???2: DUDE! THATS NOT SAUCE THAT'S MY RED CUM
by ZiaDoodlez February 01, 2022
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Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 24, 2020
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Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.
Jesus, that was one cum ninja.
by TylerStevenson January 03, 2017
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Cum-nado

A ferocious, spinning cum-shot. Usually a result of multiple men busting on a woman at once but it could form from a single dude if the load is violent enough.
My friend and I busted a fat cum-nado on your mom's face last night. It was fucking rad, dude.
by Brock in my Ash July 01, 2021
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