A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe
by Mr Chico Xeen May 08, 2022
by Fuck u banana November 15, 2017
Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.
In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
by Dairylea Line December 10, 2009
One of the largest anal tremblings one can experience. Typically observed eating a large steak, a Shula fart has immense velocity and quality behind it, yet there’s no smell.
“Bubba that fart woke up the entire floor. But what the hell it doesn’t smell?”
“That’s because it was a Shula fart”
“That’s because it was a Shula fart”
by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023