Cosmic Penis 

Blue Origin

Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.

Cosmic Penis by YAWA July 23, 2021

Beyblade Penis Maneuver 

A stunt typically performed during intercourse, in which a male will spin on his erect penis whilst the aforementioned limb is still in a woman's vagina, The Man Spinning Like a Spinning Top.

Dylan: dude I performed Beyblade Penis Maneuver on my girlfriend last night!
Marvin: what the fuck

Beyblade Penis Maneuver by Pete the Feet Man August 13, 2021

My Penis Itches 

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.

My Penis Itches by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021

High-penis 

When to individuals with a penis give each other a high five with said penises. So basically a high five, but instead of hands you use penises.

Your new girlfriend is super hot. High-penis bro, good job!

High-penis by 69Unicorn69 November 25, 2021

the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining

bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim

the penis tournament by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021

your penis is hanging out 

Another way of saying your nose is out of your mask

Adam: hey Tanya your penis is hanging out!
Tanya: What?!
Tanya: Ohhhhhh my nose haha.

your penis is hanging out by Obamas pinky toe February 1, 2022

Squirrels penis 

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

Squirrels penis by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022