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the travel shits

When a person travels to a vacation destination and gets "the shits" (I.e. Goes Poop a lot).
Every time I go on vacation I get a wicked case of the travel shits
by DonkJr February 24, 2017
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libra shit

Libra shit includes loving pretty things, romanticizing everything, prioritizing flirty socializing, and effortlessly being the most charming, friendly social butterfly 🦋
Person 1: wow Charlotte really charmed that whole room 😍
Person 2: that’s some libra shit!
by SnowOntheBeach April 17, 2023
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Strip-shit

Removing all clothing before sitting down to dispatch a warm loaf. Extremely comfortable and usually preferred by males. Not appropriate at social functions or in a public setting but can be done if you're savage as fuck.
A: Have you seen Don?
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.
by Porksword153 March 29, 2022
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Shit satchel

The largest and dirtiest of ass clams.
Her shit satchel was so ripe that I could hardly breathe when I dropped those panties.
by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017
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no shit Sherlock

A one of the books in the Sherlock series, in witch Sherlock has constipation and has to swallow his pride and let watson use his medicine on him
friend "have you seen the new sherlock book"

me: yeah no shit Sherlock
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Oh shit

When you forget to bring your gas money.
Josh: Ay fam, you got that gas money?

Mark:Oh shit, I forgot the gas money.
by CHR0N05 February 21, 2019
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Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.
"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.
by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010
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