Bertram John

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone

Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!

by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

John Samples

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.

Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...

by Everywhoreubeenwith April 27, 2024

Johns mum

Fine big booty girl
That loves anyone to that comes into her life

Johns mum is a very hot person

by anonymous November 23, 2021

carl john

carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he

likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.

Carl john is a very attractive person.

Carl john music taste is the best.

by mswhvdjsvwvz July 21, 2022

john

john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog

oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard

by john is a cunt February 1, 2022

John

John is the most chill/relaxed guy you will ever meet. John is an osu player, he can fc maps that you think are impossible to even complete. When the time is 7:27, John will be there waiting for you to say, 'wysi.'

You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.

wysi a legendary john

by Acekill43 March 4, 2022

John

John’s usually have horse cocks, and very flirtatious. They give off so much positive energy.

Omg did you see Johns dick print in his sweats.

by Jmoney39 November 24, 2021