Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
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ey uh

if someone were to ask you, "do you prefer 67 or 41?" and you had no clue, you would say ey uh.
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All Seeing Eyes

The act of having a woman on top riding a penis while having googly eyes taped to her nipples.
Last night Carol used her All Seeing Eyes on me!
by WhyExisting May 3, 2023
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Devil Eyes

From Wikipedia:

Devil Eyes was the code name for a secret psychological warfare program in 2005–2006 by the United States Central Intelligence Agency to develop an Osama bin Laden action figure and distribute it in South Asia, especially Afghanistan and Pakistan.
The CIA worked in conjunction with toymaker Donald Levine, a former Hasbro executive who has been credited as the "father" of G.I. Joe toys. Levine designed a 12-inch lifelike figure of bin Laden whose face was painted with a material that, when heated, would peel off to reveal a demon-like visage with red skin, green eyes, and black markings. The goal of the program was to scare children and their parents to turn public opinion against the real Osama bin Laden, or Al-Qaeda. Levine sought to manufacture the toys in China, and he had business contacts there who could assist.
In 2014, the CIA acknowledged the existence of the program but said it had been discontinued after Levine had produced only three prototype figurines. According to The Washington Post, however, an anonymous source in China with "direct knowledge of the project" said that hundreds of the toys were created and shipped to Karachi, Pakistan in 2006.
A prototype of the design was sold in an auction in 2014 for $11,879, and another sold for $6,250 in 2015. The remaining one of the three known prototypes is believed to be in the ownership of the CIA.
Not many people know Devil Eyes was a real CIA counter terrorism psychological warfare project.

See also:

War on Terror
Al-Qaeda
War in Afghanistan (2001–present)
Psychological Operations (United States)
Osama bin Laden in popular culture
Islamic toys
Demons in Islam
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Eyes On 10

When someone is paying attention & staying aware of their environment (Usually to stay cautious)
"keep your eyes on 10 dawg, you don't know what's gonna happen in there"
"I gotta have my eyes on 10 at all times, I can't trust a soul"
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Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.
Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!
by Morehoes May 29, 2018
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eye thing

The motion of the eyes focusing on objects going past whilst on a train other moving thing.
"Dad ::nudges:: dad! look man look!"

"what?"

"hes doing the eye thing"
::makes gesture towards man in carrige::
by sharpo December 8, 2007
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