WANNA B DAD

Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.

P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

B

B short for bro. When someone calls you b, it means they are calling you bro in short.

Can I have 5 bucks. Sure! Thanks “b”.

by skяuжж January 6, 2022

Micheal B Jordan Son

Davarreon Jenkins (aquaman_djay on ig) aka dj

You:Who is Micheal B Jordan son
Other person: dj

by jessica olsen Step dad July 4, 2023

b dope

B dope is a very boney person, he is really skinny and fragile.

Watch out B dope you might break a bone.

by B dope’s friend April 8, 2024

B-side

A place in Bradford full of a bunch of pussyholes from Bradford that get smashed up by the 982 and for some reason they think they’re hard until they get battered 9️⃣🔛🔝

Look at that pussy he looks like he’s from B-side

by Suckurmum April 12, 2020

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

by HaltMan May 22, 2025

Nathaniel B

A 6’4 African American male that only wears bonnets and crocs. Laughs like Kawai Leonard and runs like a fresh out the womb gazelle. Goes by other nicknames as well such as Abdul, Bubba, and the dark knight.

You can’t handle me… hold up ain’t you Nathaniel B?

by RandomKidFromSchool August 22, 2022